Sarge: Excellent! Another vital test of mission critical technology!ĭonut: Yeah, and not everyone's had their turn yet! Heh heh heh! Sarge: Grif, how would you rate the humiliation factor? It is revealed that Simmons is teabagging Grif towards his head, with Sarge and Donut watching. Sarge knocks Church down, and shoots Grif. Sarge: That's not a bug, you're just a lousy shot, moron! That's French for Bug Report.Ĭhurch: I can't hit anything with this sniper rifle! His other arm, still holding a gun, is on the ground next to him Grif: Sarge! the new Mongoose needs a jump-start!Ĭut to Tucker, standing next to rock with a red stain on itĬut to Caboose, who only has one arm. Sarge: Bug Report! In fact, if you see anything strange - I mean, anything else strange - just issue a bug report through the menu, or the game will take care of it for you!Ĭut to Grif, standing next to an overturned Mongoose Simmons: Oh, sorry! I had to use an old tape to record this! Cut back to Valhalla, where Simmons runs into view. The banner next to him reads " DONUT World touR (love heart '02!" in childish writing. Cut to Donut in Halo 1 armour, standing in the base. So no grapping if there's any parts that don't make. Sarge: We want to remind everyone that just like in Halo 3, this video's a work in progress. Sarge: Why, hello! And welcome to the Halo 3 Multiplayer Beta! If you are in the Beta, that means you were specially selected, or you purchased a copy of Crackdown.Ĭhurch: And if you received this special RvB video, that means you pre-ordered a copy of BulletWitch 2! Congratulations.I guess. We need to keep them pacified!įade in to Sarge and Church standing in the center of Valhalla. Sarge: Wait! What? No! Come back! That's not official information! Simmons, quick! Run the orientation video.
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Green Soldier: (excited voice) Tear gas grenades? We get tear gas grenades in Halo 3? I need to go update my blog! Sarge: Shut up, lunatics, or I'll lob a tear gas grenade in there and none of you will get to play! Sarge: Simmons! Get those people under control! Simmons: Alright! Just calm down everyone. Soldiers: (chanting) Halo 3! Halo 3! Halo 3!Ĭut to Simmons, standing on top of the base The base has been decorated with a banner reading " Today: (Halo 3 logo) BETA!!! Tomorrow: All you can eat SHRIMP BUFFET!!!" Blue welcome them to the Beta, and point out many of its features as well as possible problems.įade from black, hundreds of soldiers in assorted armor colors are queuing outside a base in Blood Gulch. Released in high-definition on the Xbox Live Marketplace and on the general site, Simmons and Sarge, in an attempt to calm down avid fans waiting for the public Beta test of Halo 3, play them a video introduction in which the cast of Red vs.
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